Fistgate
the fistgate scandal happened in m-ssachusetts where a bunch of students received graphic instructions on having various forms of gay s-x. students were taught how to fist each other the “correct” way, how to practice tribadism, etc. rather than prevent such happenings in the future, the schools involved simply banned taping the events to prevent oversight and accountability.
friend 1: “did you hear about the fistgate scandal?”
friend 2: “i think. wasn’t fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist f-ck each other by some gay group which took over a school?”
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