fistorectomy
where you punch a b-tch so hard in the v-g-n- that it damages her uterus.
the surgeon general has warned that pregnant women should avoid fistorectomies.
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when you ram something very hard with either an object or your fist. equivilent to ramrod. i want to fistrod your mom’s suculant v-g-n-. hre just fistrodded his arm through the wall.
- Flabbermitch
a common term used when a prost-tute has hustled you for horrible service. prost-tute: “okay buddy pay up.” flabbermitched victim: ” are you f-cking kidding me. i’ve been flabbermitched!”
- Flaming Romanov
the ability to have a bowel movement each day at the exact same time, allowing others to reset their wrist watches to the second. bill: dammit, my watch died!! i will need a new battery. bob: relax, bill. my friend ted will take a flaming romanov at 10:02:43 am…that way you can reset your watch.
- flat packed
what your b-lls feel like after being squished in by a seat for an extended periord of time. after a 90 minute ride into the city, ian’s cajones were more flat packed than a pre-delivered billy bookshelf.
- Flatury
lifting someone’s self esteem by complimenting the efficacy of their flatulence. hey mike, that was a nasty smalling fart! great job! i hope your head doesn’t get too big with all of this flatury.