fisturbating


to m-st-rb-t- by inserting one’s fist into one’s own orifice or orifices. artificial or disembodied fists may also be used. the word is a hybrid of “fisting”, “masturbating” and “sophisticated”, and as such could be considered a sophisticated form of self-fisting.
“i wouldn’t go in there gavin, tylah is fisturbating.”

bryce: “dan, if you don’t sort that sh-t out my fist will be up your -ss”
dan: “i can fisturbate myself!”

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