fitbasturbate
using a fitbit to track how many strokes you use while masturbating until you c-m.
archer: i used my fitbit to m-st-rb-t- last night so i could see how many strokes i used till i shot my load.
castor: how many strokes?
archer: i fitbasturbated almost 4 miles last night!
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