Fitness Instructor


a man or woman dedicated to improving the physical fitness of others through the implementation of a rigorous workout schedule. because of their well toned bodies, they are often the target of many s-xual advances.
girl 1- “hey, do you think that new girl in spin cl-ss is really here for the workout?”

girl 2- “no way, she totally came to throw herself at our buff fitness instructor. how sad.”

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