Fitsessive Bitpulsive Disorder


a form of obsessive compulsive disorder that involves constant checking of your fit bit and the constant creation of increasingly arbitrary exercise goals.
let’s just enjoy our walk without fit bit’s input. sometimes i think you have fitsessive bitpulsive disorder!

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