Five College Challenge
a contest undertaken among students of the five colleges in western m-ssachusetts: um-ss amherst, mt. holyoke, hampshire, smith, and amherst college. the objective is to become a five college champion. to do so, partic-p-nts must get with another student from each of the five colleges under easy, medium, or hard rules. partic-p-nts who complete the five college challenge on hard difficulty may -ssume the t-tle of five college master.
easy: any serious form of making out with at least one other student from each college or university.
medium: see heavy petting. no s-x necessary.
hard: s-x with one student from each of the five colleges, no exceptions. for inexperienced pairs of moho’s and smithies the line between heavy petting and s-x should be agreed upon beforehand.
moho: hey! you wanna take the five college challenge with me?
amherst guy: haha sure but it wouldn’t be fair, i’ve already got one from amherst on hard
moho: oh don’t worry i just have smith to go
amherst guy: holy f-ck
having s-x within one week with students from each of the five claremont colleges (pomona, scripps, claremont mckenna, harvey mudd, and pitzer). unlike the somewhat similar hampshire five college ch allege, there is no “easy, medium, or hard” cl-sses in which to compete. as yoda says, “either do or not do; there is no try”. controversies over the fact that scripps is all women placing them at a slight disadvantage and that fact the mudders are possibly incapable of having s-x.
pitzoid: i’m one short of completing the five college challenge.
mudder: i never met a pitzoid that could count that high.
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