five deep
extremely deeply-penetrating s-xual intercourse (v-g-n-l, -n-l, oral, etc.), measured by multiplying the length of ones’ index finger. (see formula below).
formula: if your index finger is 3 1/2 inches long, then to go “five deep” would equal 17 1/2 inches of penetration.
lx5=p where l=length of index finger and p=penetration depth
franco: “hey, what’s your sister up to tonight?”
jared: “why do you ask?”
franco: “i was hoping to go five deep tonight, and she’s the only b-tch i know who’s seasoned enough for that kind of punishment!”
jared: “i’ll kill you”.
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