Five Finger Death Punch
a hardcore metal band that, if listened to correctly, can relieve stress and anger.
five finger death punch’s first alb-m “the way of the fist” was such a kick-ss alb-m! beforehand, i wanted to take a pickaxe and go to burger king, but now i feel absolutely fine!!
that one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.
friend: “i just can’t take this sh-t anymore!”
bro: “here’s my ipod, you know what to do” – hands him the ipod full of five finger death punch songs
friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his d-ck sucked and f-cked by a thousand b-tches.
fingering a girl with all five fingers until she bleeds
i gave her the five finger death punch. and she liked it.
the act of reachin’ into and ripping out the central female s-x organs by inserting 4 fingers into the womens v-g-n- and the thumb of your same hand in the womens -ss hole thus equaling 4 in the pink 1 in the stink. then without hesitation continue to grab squeeze and rip out the v-g-n-, gouch, and -sshole area. then with the removed v-g-n- in hand quikly throw it at her and punch her in the face with your non throwing hand.
dillon was fingering his girlfriend when he asked for a hand-job. when she denied his request he pulled a five-finger-death-punch.
its a band
jack: five finger death punch is a band
smart person: no sh-t r-t-rd
five finger death punch, abbreviated 5fdp or ffdp, is a hardcore metal band, or metalcore, from ca. vocalist ivan moody from denver, and zoltan bathory and jason hook deliver the technical guitar, and matt snell on b-ss and drummer jeremy spencer. they formed in 2005 touring with bands like korn, trivium, slipknot, lamb of g-d, and disturbed. their first alb-m the way of the fist was a hit, getting them tons of airplay with their single the bleeding, and their addtional singles never enough and stranger than fiction. they have am-ssed a huge fan base and are one of the fastest growing bands today.
five finger death punch is a great band everyone can relate to.
a band that will make you j-zz.
hater: yo, listen to dis new rap son’, it got dat lyric liek about gettin’ yo hoes tah suck ya d-ck!
me: no, i’m good. i’ll just listen to some five finger death punch.
hater: dat heavy metal sh-t!? listen tuh some real music, bruh.
me: have you ever tried to interpret their lyrics?
hater: wut dah h-ll does interepit mean, nig!?
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