five footers
slang for standard denim jeans worn by motorcyclist because on average standard jeans only last for five feet sliding across the road before its your skins turn to slow you down.
that guy just did a low side on his motorcycle and the five footers are toast.
a nasty -ss b-tch, who is five feet tall, and enjoys giving sloppy bl-wj-bs in bathrooms, as well as other various s-xual activities with anything that moves, including pickle tickling nerds in public places.
friend:
“don’t tell me you f-cked five footer again last night.”
response:
“hey, i was mo high/drunk… and i made her call me santa”
mexican laborers; usually in the landscape, construction, or restuarant industry.
how many five footers you have on that crew that cuts gr-ss?
a bong 5 feet long. use at ur own descretion, not suited for amateur smokers… if you cant hold ur high, dont be hittin this sh-t.
larry took a five footer of my hair, and now hes pukin his guts out at back.
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