Five Point Exploding Ass Technique


derived from the five point exploding heart technique used at the end of kill bill 2. used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.
argh, i had the most horrific five point exploding -ss technique this morning! d-mn that curry!

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