Fiveshadowing


blatently obvious foreshadowing which commonly occurs within poorly written horror movies.
man – “hah, they just showed a guy working with a wood chipper. you know some fool is going to end up getting his -ss chipped to death. this is cl-ssic fiveshadowing.”

woman – “oh yeah…you know someone is going to get fargo’d now”

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