fixed
on a forum, it is changing what another poster said in their own quote brackets and then writing ‘fixed’ below it. it started out as simply correcting another poster’s errors, but now it’s all about tweaking their quote to mock them.
chris: “i like watching the tour de france.”
chris wrote: “i like perving at the cyclers in their spandex pants.”
bob: fixed.
neutered, castrated.
eunuchs are fixed just like cats and dogs, and you.
when someone looks really good, you say they look fixed
hey did you see jamie today?
yeah she looked real fixed!
to become intoxicated with alcohol and/or weed.
“yo bro, what are you up to?”
“about to get dumb stupid fixed.”
“werd.”
a word meaning ‘to have sufficient money’
‘you kev mate, you fixed for goin’ out later?
Read Also:
- gozling hair
gozling hair is when a man has really thin and fine hair ,usally fair and sticking up,and is accompanied with greasy shiny skin,he also probably wears a weather beaten wax jacket!!!!!!! look at him over there with gozling hair the suns shining right through it,silly thin haired c-nt, whats he doing sunbathing in a wax […]
- Jousted
falling for an etremely obvious trick, joke, or lie. “how’d you hurt your ankle again?” -jousting in the state fair last summer. “really? wow, i didn’t know you jousted.” -nah i was kidding. “i hate you!” -you just got jousted!!! (jow-stead)- jousting is another name for receiving head or “beating that mouth up”; can be […]
- joxen
means “whisper”; can also mean “very cool” or “very stupid”; depends on the context of the phrase. can you joxen the bot? that’s totally joxen! man, this is so joxen.
- tell your eye to wake the fuck up
a rude insult you make to someone who has lazy-eye or is cross-eyed mike: bro you got sh-t in your eye! dan: don’t even start me with your eyes! tell your eye to wake the f-ck up
- SYTYCD
“so you think you can dance” — a compet-tive dance show on fox. last year (season 3) sabra won 1st place. she’s the first girl to win the compet-tion! sabra kicked -ss with only 4 years of professional training. bottom line the show is dope. friend: “sytycd is starting may 22nd!” me: “h-ll f-cking yeah!” […]