Fjord Fuck
noun and verb.
also spelled “fjörd f-ck” is a particular way to have s-x that is possible only in norwegian fjords. it consist of make love in an isolated place on the mountains that overlook the fjords in norway. while doing s-x the people involved have to enjoy a wide view of the fjord and possibly of waterfall and glaciers.
the act is performed in an isolated place so it is often accompanied with screams and swears. for its wild nature it leaves often the lovers temporarily crippled. it is a good reminder of the fact that we descend from the animals!
last week we had this road trip in norway with my girlfriend… we had been fjord f-cking all the time…it was amazing, the s-x and the view!
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