flabam
the act of opening a present to only find your dog shooting p–p right into your mouth. other variations might include p–ping in someone’s mouth or flinging fecal matter at a person’s face or mouth.
person 1-i’m gonna steal your dog and flabam you for christmas.
person 2- i don’t want p–p in my mouth for christmas!
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