flabbergaster
this is when you’re in the 69 and rip a monstrous fart directly up the nasal p-ssages of your partner.
she nearly choked when he delivered a flabbergaster during their first 69.
(single)an old dude who scares the sh-t out of people.
(plural)a convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change
the flabbergaster jumped out of the alley and scared the sh-t out of toby.
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