flaccid mash
the act of having s-xual intercourse when an erection cannot be achieved because of excessive alcohol consumption. this can be similar to a “whiskey d-ck,” but the flaccid p-n-s is forced / pried into the vag. there is usually no motion involved because of the flaccidity, therefore the p-n-s usually just sits inside and marinates. the receiver rarely receives any pleasure from the experience, and the penetrator usually gives up or p-sses out with it inside.
that girl got flaccid mashed last night.
i got laid last night but it was a flaccid mash and i’m pretty sure she received no pleasure from it and will never hear from her again.
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