Flaggertootly
noun.
one who is flagger like, and enjoys tootling.
a flaggertootly is often found in the feetle position, or in a jousting match with fellow scandinavians.
flaggertootlys are experts at chugging large amounts of urine colored energy drinks.
the flaggertootly weakness is high school musical.
that flaggertootly just stole my corndog.
that flaggertootly just spanked a jewish asian.
that flaggertootly just raped my uncle fabio by shoving a lightsaber so far up his belly b-tton, he’ll never purchase deli products again in his m-f-‘ing life.
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