Flailing Salmon


the s-xual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the sp-wn as he moves in a humping motion
last night i gave my wife the flailing salmon for hours, i dropped more loads than ups!
the s-xual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the sp-wn as he moves in a humping motion.
last night i gave my wife the flailing salmon for hours, i dropped more loads than ups!

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