flair
b-ttons and other decorative accessories added to a work uniform, esp. at chain restaurants. almost universally despised by restaurant workers and customers alike.
you know the n-z-s had pieces of flair they made the jews wear.
“flair” is a general term used to describe round b-ttons of various sizes pinned to one’s shirts and used to express one’s self. popularized by the 1999 film “office sp-ce,” where a restaurant “chotchkie’s” required employees to wear “at least” 15 pieces of flair.
“brian has 37 pieces of flair.”
bartending tricks. flipping, spinning, and twirling bottles and/or mixing tins in order to impress. realistic moves for everyday use and more impressive moves used for actual compet-tions.
the girls in coyote ugly practiced bar flair often.
an awesomely hot decoration that adds lusciousness to any outfit, these accessories add at least 2 points to any hotness rating
office sp-ce:how many pieces of flair do you have jo ann?
or
yo man that chick has got some mad flair.
(vote flair)
virtual pictures of b-ttons available on the pieces of flair application on facebook. one is able to browse popular flair on a variety of subjects, send flair to friends, add flair to ones own virtual cork board and create original flair.
more addictive and distracting than a mobile shiny b-tton diorama.
some people, when they think they’re being clever, will ‘tag’ their original flair with keywords relating to a rival subject, ie. tag twilight flair with harry potter keywords, democrat v. republican, mortal kombat v. dc universe, etc. this is not funny or clever, but only furthers the desires of the ‘other side’ to hunt down and tattoo ‘future darwin award recipient’ on the perpetrator’s forehead.
idea most likely inspired, in part, by the movie office sp-ce (1999), in which jennifer aniston’s character works in a restaurant where the employees are forced to wear ‘flair’ on their uniform vest, in the form of b-ttons and pins.
1. dude, there’s far too much twilight flair! i’ve never read the books and i know the whole plot, just from reading flair.
2. “sorry, but i need the flair credits…”
a single flair is a flight of stairs. plural: flairs
i climbed 5 flairs to get up here.
dangles, laniards, bibs, anything that hangs from you while snowboarding
yo! that kid has mad flair.
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