flak jacket
home made condom. usually made from cling film secured with an elastic band. but can be made from old parachute silk or almost anything.
“what a funny flak jacket” giggled june across the road, “that’s surely tonto, one of alec’s prize gnomes”
a guy in a group of friends who always falls on the grenade the grenade. a flak jacket provides protection from grenade shrapnel to the wearer in real life, while a figurative flak jacket protects his group of guys from getting grenades. a flak jacket is not to be confused with a wingman a wing man is usually a relationship where all guys are on equal terms and take turns wing-manning for one another, however a flak jacket usually has less game than the other guys so he is almost always willing to take the grenade, because he can’t get other girls. a flak jacket is a great friend to have because it can protect you from potentially lethal grenade shrapnel while flirting with chicks.
friend #1: hey man look at those three chicks over there, i got the hot blonde with the big t-ts.
friend #2: fine i got the fine latina chick with the awesome -ss.
friend #1: i guess that means you got the pig faced chick man.
friend #3 (flak jacket): fine if you say so, i guess im falling on the grenade again.
a perk in the call of duty series. this perk has only been used in call of duty: world at war and call of duty: black ops. it reduces explosive damage.
d-mn, my grenade didn’t slaughter that guy because he had flak jacket as one of his perks.
the act of putting on your sweater to reduce the risk of getting close to the gernade
when a fellow bro is about to take a gernade for another bro and might need some extra protection. so he throws on his sweater to reduce the damage taken.
john: dude look at that eye candy over there
dave: man thats one narley gernade shes with
john: bro i want her,.. you have got to help me out
dave: god damm it, alright. give me a sec. gotta throw my flak jacket on
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