Flakansed


phonetically: fla : pr-nounced like it is in flakansed, kan: where its like the kan in flakansed, and sed: as used in flakansed.
can sometimes be spelled phlakansed, or flakaaaansed.
singlish derogatory slang used to be exceedingly wasted, debauched and totally intoxicated, or even completely off your face drunk, for extended amounts of time. strongly -ssociated with large inter-school sporting events such as the big match between royal college (wull) and st thomas’ college.
person a: maya…….how the big match???
person b: flakaaaaaaaansed mayan!!!!
person a: flakansed???
person b: flakaaaansed!!
person a: machaaaaang!!!

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