Flambongo
a drinking apparatus, similar to a beer bong for funneling, made from a pink plastic yard flamingo. the amazing suction-like power of the flamingo neck figuratively shoots the beer down the flambongoer’s (also possible to use as noun) throat.
there are various ways to make a flambongo. the most common method is to cut the head off completely and insert a funnel into the bottom. another popular method is to simply hack off the entire rear-end of the already-decapitated flamingo.
it’s like she can’t drink without using a flambongo.
i made a flambongo this weekend for the party!
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