Flamboni
a flamboni is when a man takes a woman’s bl–dy recently used tampon and drills it up his own -ss using his index finger, then cr-ps it back into the woman’s mouth.
this b-tch wanted me to eat her out on the rag so i gave her a flamboni so she could taste that sh-t herself.
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