Flami


an endangered vampire-like creature with qualities similar to a vilasa raptor from the movie “jurrasic park.” flami’s are infamous for their short bodies and long tongues. flami’s also have the smallest, cutest feet (stumps) of any other creature in the world.
jake: holy s–t! i thought flami’s were extinct!

aaron: so did i… and look at those stumps!

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