flaming asshole
someone who exhibits extreme -sshole behavior.
john is a flaming -sshole for ratting on me to our boss.
what results when someone douses his erect p-n-s in everclear, lights it on fire, and surprises someone in the b-tt.
man, ben was f-cking with me all night until i gave him the flaming -sshole. that shut his broke -ss up.
one who takes a sparkler, shoves one end into their -ss, lights it, and runs around until it dies out.
4th of july became so much better when jimmy decided it would be fun to pull a flaming -sshole.
an all-american male with so much confidence he never gives your corpse a second thought as he flys on past. nowadays used either in the physical or emotional sense.
now more often -ssociated with sports car driving habits – but originally it meant top gun type, fighter pilots. originally it was a reference to how fighter jet afterburners looked like flaming (circular) -ssholes when they flew past targets and the type of personality that flew those planes. moving too fast and having too much fun to care about the victims left behind.
tom cruise may never have been a real top gun pilot but he sure has most of the flaming -sshole personality quirks that define such flyers.
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