flaming Garbonzo


(n). a compet-tion where the compet-tors stick rolled up toilet paper in their -n-s’es then light them on fire to see who runs the longest distance without the flame going out.
dude me and jimmy did a flaming garbonzo and he totally got his -ss hair burned off.

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