flaming pele


a man will light the pubic hair of his female partner ablaze and then douse said blaze with a spectacular bicycle kick, to the adoration of tens of thousands of screaming fans.
clay tried to give his woman a flaming pele, but had a coronary embolism and zaz had to do the kick part. you shoulda seen the burnt p-b-s fly.
a man will ignite the -ss hair of his female partner after s-x and proceed to give them a soccer style kick out the door to legions of adoring fans cheering his victory. this action is performed mainly to avoid post-coital jibber-jabber and unwanted cuddling.
we watched the naked girl run by and the smell of burnt -ss filled the air. we heard him scream, “rick don’t snuggle b-tch!” flaming pele for the win!

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