flamingo club
a club for those who have turned down a moose. she is usually tall, has kankles, and an std.
phrase was coined in montgomery county md
“yo dude, this fugly chick came up to me last night at the club, and told me she was in one of my cl-sses. she said she had a crush on me. she was such a moose. i just walked away.”
“your now an honorary member of the flamingo club.”
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