flanged
to press oneselve’s, or indeed, an unsuspecting victim’s face with both hands, squashing all facial features, most importantly the lips, into the resembelence of a fl-ng-.
this will be funny, i’m just about to fl-ng- josh!
omg! cried josh, as he fl-ng-d himself.
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(verb) to be danced upon in an extremely h-m-erotic fashion, usually involving at least partial nudity and/or compulsary donations to the h-m-erotic tip jar.
it can be a poly-fl-ng-, whereby multiple persons “fl-ng-” one unsuspecting person, or the more intimate “solo-fl-ng-“.
notable for being one of the few acts which both mentally and physically scars a person, whilst still being pleasurable.
“man, it started as an innocent lap-dance but i got well and truely fl-ng-d before the end!”
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