flannel


what you wear after -n-l.
“look at bob and jill they’re both wearing flannel… must have been some good -n-l”
the single greatest article of clothing ever to be invented by mankind.
jimmy got hit by a bus, he died…but his friend bob was next to him and got hit by the bus as well…but bob survived, because the flannel absorbed the bus into a different dimension.
a comfortable, soft weave of cotton that is found in shirts and pajama pants. it is commonly found in b-tton-down form. they come in a wide variety of colors and styles. it is safe to say that flannel shirts will not be categorized to a certain subculture, as they are worn by many, from jocks to hipsters.
“i wore my new flannel at the party last night. the girls were all over me!”
n.1. a soft, slightly napped fabric of wool or wool and another fiber, used for trousers, jackets, shirts, etc.
2. a soft, warm, light fabric of cotton or cotton and another fiber, thickly napped on one side and used for sleepwear, undergarments, sheets, etc.

3. lesbian lingerie
1&2.the lumberjack is wearing his flannel jacket and shorts.
3.desy totally ripped off lulu’s flannel in bed last night.
a famous internet troll, known for hijacking message boards by building copycat boards and directing members of the victim board to the copycat. also known for creating havoc on message boards by id trolling unsuspecting victims by replacing the letter “m” with “rn”, such as the id troll “horner1443” for trolling “homer1443”.

to be a victim of flannel’s trolling, one is said to be “flanneled”.

“unemployedfarmer sure got flanneled today”
m-ss noun british informal bland fluent talk indulged in to avoid addressing a difficult subject or situation directly
a simple admittance of ignorance was much to be preferred to any amount of flannel
soft, touchable, irresistible manliness woven into a fabric.
matt tried to explain to his 7th grade cl-ss what flannel was, but quickly realized that it is simply something one must experience for themselves.
a man who may be seen as being a bit pathetic or boring.
sam stop being a flannel and come out tonight!

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