Flap Crap


hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as “folds”. it can also acc-mulate in the groin. this filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. like cr-p.
i would go on a date with tina, but d-mn she smells like flap cr-p. i don’t want to get that stuff on my hands.

i gave cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap cr-p.

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