Flap Fingered


to receive external or penetrative play of the -n-s with one or more fingers. may be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.
carl: how was your date with that new chick in accounting?
bill: dude she was a freak. she was slobbing my kn-b and next thing i know i’m getting flap fingered.
carl: awesome brahhhhhhhh!

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