flap flossing
flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her v-g-n- is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing
kristin-“should i wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?”
katie-“why the h-ll wouldn’t you?”
kristin-“either my v-g-n- got bigger or i shrunk my suit because i am flap flossing hard right now”
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