Flapped Ass


similar to cleft lip, flapped -ss is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (b-ttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (b-ttcrack).
1. “1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped -ss. for 15 cents you can save a child’s ability to sit in a non-tilted position.”
-“rofl”

2. “yo why is my right b-tt cheek so much bigger than the other?”

– “ha you have flapped -ss”

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