when a guy what’s to f*ck you but his d*ck is flaced, so if he tried he would just be grinding against you awkwardly
he pulled it out, i was ready for him to penetrate me but he just started slapping his d*ck off me like a flappy p*ck*r
- follower deficit
an occurrence in social media where the amount of followers someone has is less than the amount of people they are following. did you hear? that awkward kid in our cl*ss follows like 500 people, but he only has 30 followers. dude’s got a depressing follower deficit.
- folly beach
the party island outside of james island. younger residents party more than anything, smoke way too much, do way too many drugs, and have a h*ll of a good time. kid 1: lets go smoke some weed kid 2: well hey, i heard there was a party on folly beach kid 1: that’ll work lets […]
- fresh elevator
an elevator that has just arrived to your floor and contains no p*ssengers making it fresh for the new occupants. man i hope we get a fresh elevator because i have a lot of luggage.
- ghetto fair
parking lot carnivals, usually around in spring, with cheap food, cr*ppy kiddie rides, rigged games, awesome carnies, and of course, zonkeys. s.i.r.: right now, i’m torturing myself at the ghetto fair. it’s awful.