Flapulence
another name for a moist flapper. a nasty, wet sounding fart that creates a noticeable flapping sound made by one’s -n-l sphincter when releasing flatulence aka gas. the flapping sound is most often, but not always, caused by the presence of wet gas or loose stool or from the occurrence of a shart. sometimes, the flap is simply caused by the sheer force of the gaseous expulsion.
feeling a little irregularity in his digestive system, carl found himself rushing from his sales meeting to relieve himself of his explosive flapulence in the executive washroom. after release, he gave himself a quick courtesy wipe just make sure he didn’t get any moose jelly or skid marks in his grunders.
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