flarb
also spelled “phlarb”
an old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.
person 1: hey, did you see that weird guy over there?
person 2: yeah, dude. he’s such a flarb
baby barf; any substance or object which a baby regurgitates.
gross! leanne’s baby just got flarb all over my shirt.
to coat with b-tter.
1: what is he doing?
2: he’s flarbing that canvas with some margarine.
fold of skin on a skinny persons tummy when the scrunch up and say they have jelly rolls and think theyre fat.
“oh my gosh, alyssa’s has nothing but flarb!”
used in place of f-ck. can also be used for other profanities.
“i just flarbed this hot chick at the motel!”
“what the flarb!?”
“the flarbing garbage man’s flarbing late again!”
a person that p-sses gas in while sitting in the bathtub, and then bites the bubbles.
that dudes just a flarb
a dumb fat h-m- with no life that takes money from old ladys for donut money or food.
yo , that guys such a flarb he totally ganked that ladys chicken!
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when young birds leave the nest, or when a person leaves home for the first time. that little chick flew the coup and that racc–n saw and its going to eat it. -or- to leave the mess that was my house, i flew the coup, and never returned.
- Confuzelment
another awsome word used for the proper term confusion. when friends do not make sence you are in the state of confuzelment.
- Floorio
a cheerio that has fallen on the floor and is subsequently eaten by a toddler or young child. dad: “what is that in little billy’s mouth?” mom: “oh, its just a floorio he found under the table. i think there are a bunch down there.”