flare guns
when one flexes their bicep muscles and points (or acknowledges aforementioned muscle) and states: “these are not for violence…they are just to send a message.”
some douche bag that spends way too much time at the gym and thinks that girls enjoy large biceps, but small calves, points at his biceps and states “check out these guns” or “welcome to the gun show”…these said people are lame, lack wit, and are the definition of dbags. however, a clever girl (or gay man) could potentially say in response to said dbag “these are my flare guns. they are not for violence…they are just to send a message.”
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