Flarfing


“flarfing” refers to the act of slurping out the contents of another’s -n-l cavity, after it has been -j-c-l-t-d and vomited into by some person(s).

a related subcategory, “flarfblasting” consists in expelling by means of flatulence the vomit and -j-c-l-t- contents of one’s -n-s into the mouth of another (who could or could not be the person who deposited those contents), positioned directly behind the -n-s.
i last saw charles flarfing a homeless man’s herniated -n-s.

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