flark


-ssumed to be an equivalent of “f-ck”. originated on an episode of the early-90s abc show “dinosaurs”.
oh flark, i just sharted!!
it can have many different meanings.
usually replaces the word “f-ck” in a language called flernglish, so that you can freely “curse” without actually “cursing”, because n-body knows wtf you are saying.

if said in the sense of something being “flarky” then it means cool or awesome.
person a: dude, i totally flarked that girl in the ars!
person b: dude, thats the same girl that i flarked in the ars! that is so flarky!
to fart in your hand and put it on someons face
lol i flarked my mom while she was asleep.
the white gooey discharge that women get.
dude! i just flarked everywhere!
an underwater jalepno from a r-ct-m, causing air bubbles to rise to the surface and make a very foul stench.
jordan was in the pool and he flarked.
my g-d that flark was stinky!
sometimes a buatis fratis uv creates the same stench.

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