Flash-Boner


a b-n-r that arises immediately from the presence of a really hot chick or some female body parts on serious display.
“jessica walked in wearing a thong and a push-up bra and immediately i had a flash-b-n-r.”
an erection that last under 1 min.
bro 1: dude was that ur mom

bro2: yea

bro1: ok because ur sister just gave me a flash b-n-r.

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