flash fart
a fart that happens so fast and unknowingly that there is no time to tighten b-tt muscles.
usually by constant laughter
john: so the police officer says ‘thats not a donkey, thats my grandma!’
jerry: lmf–bbqwtflol!11! -flash fart-
john: yo did you seriously just flash fart?
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