the art of sticking your d-ck i’m the snow and c-mming at the same time the slapping the sh-t of your cat and or dog with your nice rock hard ice frozen erect d-ck
hey man i’m gonna go flash freeze my p-ssy cat
someone who has an unusually large p-n-s head but a small p-n-s overall his tipnis reminds me of mushrooms that i had for lunch
- beef tinderoni
when you bang a h-rny tinder girl, and you find out she’s hiding meaty lips in her panties, otherwise known as beef curtains. hence, beef tinderoni. jenny was so hot in her tinder pic. i swiped right so fast. when we met up, i felt some extra meat in her pants. once she slid them […]
- relative history
the history of your blood parents, or the history of your mother and father. my mom and dads life story, relative or relative history is relative to my life story.
an all round s-xy beast that has a huge horsec-ck. did u see that flier kid? no why his horsec-ck hangs out
for us citizens with a brain who also antic-p-te impeachment of president trump im going to wait until trexit before i invest anymore money..