Flash Gordon
a dude that has to flash his jewelry, cash, cars, or expensive possessions to get girls.
man#1: look at homie over there tryin’ to mack on becky.
man#2: oh that ain’t n-body but flash gordon!!! she wouldn’t even stop to talk to him if that fool wasn’t drvin’ a brand new cl 500. dude has no game.
ah-aaaaaaaaahhh!!
savior of the universe.
king of the impossible!
terminator x uses a sample of “flash gordon” at the beginning of the song “terminator x to the edge of panic”
1.the king of the impossible.
2. savior of the universe.
well, if someone doesn’t turn flash gordon we’re all going to die alow, grisly deaths!
a certain uk prime minister who is a bit overweight, but saved the world, or at least the global financial markets. or those in the uk.
flash gordon has saved the world at the g20 summit
(v) when a male’s p-n-s is in a female’s -n-s during doggy-style s-x the male applies a tazer to the female for a full 5 second burst causing the female’s -n-s to constrict tightly around the p-n-s.
dude, i totally flash gordon’d this chick last night. she clenched down so hard it neary cut my d-ck off in her -ss!
v. to run from a fugly woman.
when the hbic figured i wasn’t gonna take one for the team she went all yahtzee to n-z- on my -ss. so i flash gordoned the bathroom and stall stalled till she quick banging on the door.
an alcoholic drink to be consumed during move-in weekend on a college campus. ingredients include: mountain dew, vodka, and orange kool aid.
best served in the mountain dew bottle.
hey i just got the kool aid and all the freshman are moving in. let’s go crazy with some flash gordon
oxy moron of very tired -ss sneakers. they are so old that the pieces of the sh-t are coming apart, primarily worn by the ugliest people
flash !! gordons, flying through the sky, flasy !! gordons, sneakers in disguise,
then you proceed to laugh insanely
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