flash the deuce
to hold up two fingers with the intent of signifying that you have to drop a deuce, i.e. take a cr-p.
johnson: “now frank, you have to cut the green wire first. go ahead and do that now.”
frank: “ok, cutting the green wire. here goes nothing…got it! what’s next?”
johnson: “you’re doing great, frankie. how much time do we have left?”
frank: “one minute, forty-seven seconds til she blows.”
johnson: “now cut the blue wire. once you do that, there’s only one more step until the bomb is disarmed.”
frank: “i can barely see down here…ok, blue wire, blue wire…i think this is it. cutting now…ok, we’re clear. what now, johnson?”
johnson (in the background): “oh sh-t! agnes, get the phone for me.”
frank: “johnson!!! are you there?”
johnson’s secretary: “sorry hon, i just saw him flash the deuce. my guess is he’ll be on the cr-pper for the next 10 minutes or so. today was the office chili con carne festival. you’d better call back later.”
frank: “but we have to dismantle this bomb!!!”
johnson’s secretary: “um yeah…i wouldn’t know anything about that. i suggest you try calling back around…oh…maybe 3:30 this afternoon. buh-bye now.”
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