flashertisement
that annoying lure on the internet which causes users to go “off and running” into unknown (and often unnecessary) places online, and lose the entire purpose of why one is online to begin with.
d-mn! that offer for a free trip to the bahamas just expired! the flashertis-m-nt for high-speed internet made me way distracted and sent me off on a wild goose chase. . . . .
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