flashitize


the process of turning a plain old regular picture into a flash drawing of the same thing. the word was invented by c.r.i.m.e. creator anthony.
guy 1: yo what are you doing?
guy 2: i’m trying to flash-tize a picture of your mom
guy 1: why do you have a picture of my mom?
guy 2: well, because…
guy 3: c-ck joke

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