Flashturbate
the unfortunate occurence when you click on a webcam invite and that person is masturbating
i got a cam invite from tony and before i could even look, he had started to flashturbate without a care in the world. gross creeper
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when you have to m-st-rb-t- really quickly because you don’t know when your roommate is going to come home.
i got home early from school but couldn’t remember jim’s schedule so i had to flashturbate before he got home.
when you accidentally flashbang yourself playing call of duty
” i was playing mw3 online the other day and i tried to throw a flashbang through a window but it bounced back and i totally flashturbated myself hard
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