flastered
the state of drunkenness when one can no longer achieve an erection.
i took this sk-nk home last night, bro, but i was too flastered to get the job done.
being heavily intoxicated (plastered) and very angry or worried (fl-stered) at the same time. plastered + fl-stered = flastered
dude 1: dude did u see frankie last night, he was so flastered that he pushed carl off the balcony.
dude 2: sh-t dude, i hope carl’s alright. frankie always gets flastered and does stupid -ss sh-t.
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